"Yeah, well forget her. I wrote her off. No more playin' with my heart, you know? I don't need that tough guy thing..."

Even if she did make him feel like a real man.

Even if the sex was amazing.

"Demeter's right, I gotta find a girl like me... Like I met this guy, right?"

He stops mid-thought to take a long tequila laden sip and chases it with chips and salsa that could put hair on Dr. Evil's cat.