OOM: First Date with Agnes

[thesupersmeller]

This time, Gus at least has the benefit of knowing what he's going into a day ahead of time after confronting Shawn about his previous blind date. He's also got the benefit of added nervousness and the absolute certainty it's going to go badly because his dates usually do. After an hour of preening and making sure everything is perfect and as it should be, he settles on a dark blue shirt open at the collar with khakis - casual, comfortable and drives to the Psych office. On his desk is a small, square box with a sticky note on the front bearing Shawn's handwritten: "NOT FOR YOU" and beside it a Hershey bar with another note reading: "FOR YOU".

Sometimes, Shawn could be a pretty cool guy. Or,  you know, he felt bad about tricking Gus into going on the first blind date and setting him up like a piece of meat to begin with. But, he had to admit he was a tiny bit grateful that at least someone was looking out for him while he had himself all wrapped up in a bit of madness he never should have touched to begin with.

Steeling himself, he picks up the candy - leaving behind said sticky notes - and steps through the locker to Milliways. This time the meeting is to be indoors and he picks a quiet booth in a corner hoping that Shawn had at least had the sense to show her a picture so they could find each other. No less, he sits facing the doors and opens his candy bar, forcing himself to break off each chocolaty square to eat slowly and not assuage his nerves by downing the whole thing.

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[thesupersmeller]

He nods slowly, his dark eyes watching her with obvious curiosity.

"Actually, just a few days ago a friend of mine took me to spend the night and work in her garden in the morning. It was nice to get away from Santa Barbra... and even get away from Milliways for a bit."

Who'd ever have thought he'd need an escape from the place he considered his escape? It's his rotten luck.

"But it was my first time somewhere else. It's pretty weird still."

[agnes_nitt]

"It took me several times before I was comfortable on a round planet. I couldn't figure out how people stayed on." She laughs a little self-deprecatingly. "You probably think that's silly."

[thesupersmeller]

"Yours isn't... round?" He leans forward, eyebrows knit together even more curious than before; "It's not silly, I've just... never heard of a planet that isn't round."

And he's into space. Of course, that's space in his universe where as far as they know all planets are more or less spherical in nature - at least in know solar systems.

[agnes_nitt]

"We call it the Disc," she explains. "It sits on the backs of four giant elephants that all ride on the back of an even more giant turtle that swims through space."

[thesupersmeller]

Gus is dumbstruck, to say the least. It sounds almost like some of the old creation mythology - but at the same time wholly original.

"A... a disc?" He blinks several times, a wide smile crossing his lips. "That's definitely the most interesting thing I've heard all week."

"Sorry," he shakes his head, letting out a soft laugh; "I just... that's fascinating. I can't believe how different it is from my world just the little bit you've told me."

[agnes_nitt]

She'd been ready to defend her explanation by pointing out that she'd actually been to the Rim and peered over the side herself. It was usually the next thing she had to say to people who accused her of simply parroting a superstition. So it's a pleasant surprise that Gus took her at her word.

"The Disc runs on magic instead of science. So everything's a little different there."

[thesupersmeller]

If he's learned anything since tumbling into Milliways it's that anything can happen, no matter how much it goes against his world's logic and reality.

"That sounds amazing..." He finally unwraps the candy he's been fumbling with, realizing with some degree of amusement it's not out of nervousness or awkwardness - which is an improvement for him.

"Maybe a little bit scary... In a good way."

[agnes_nitt]

"It is definitely that. Vampires, werewolves, zombies, the Fair Folk... there's no shortage of scary."

[thesupersmeller]

His eyes go wide again, and he knows she can probably read him like a book. It's not that he's a coward... he's just a little... squeamish. It's gotten better over the years of dealing with investigating murders and all that - but vampires? Zombies? Yikes.

"I hope you don't think less of me for what I'm about to say - but... damn. That's pretty intense." His voice drops to a somewhat lower tone and he adds; "I guess an exceptional woman would live in an exceptional world."

[agnes_nitt]

She nods. "There are a few of those, too. Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, for two. Queen Magrat, too. I've also met a woman here from my world named Angua -- she's on the City Watch in Ankh-Morpork, which is pretty exceptional by itself."

[thesupersmeller]

"Fascinating," he smiles, genuinely intrigued; "And that's close to where you're from?"

Sipping his wine, he listens intently.

[agnes_nitt]

"Oh, no. Ankh-Morpork is a long way from Lancre. That's the name of my village -- Lancre. We're way up in the Ramtop Mountains, but Ankh-Morpork is on the other side, a few days ride away. I lived there briefly, doing a season with the Opera House there. That was before I was ready to accept that I was a witch."

And you're babbling.

"And I'm babbling. Sorry."

[thesupersmeller]

"Don't be..." He shakes his head, "sorry, I mean. You're not babbling at all."

He shifts forward in the booth, having already noticed the... Odd... quality of her voice. "Opera? You sing opera?"

[agnes_nitt]

Agnes nods, and then cocks her head to the side. "You like opera?"

[thesupersmeller]

It takes a moment to answer, mostly because he doesn't want to come off as an uncultured idiot. Figuring honesty was a good idea, he answers; "I like the music, but I don't really understand it... you know? Maybe if I spoke Italian it'd be easier for me to get into it... but I have an ear for melodies that enjoys the sound."

With a shrug, he adds; "I sometimes do a cappella stuff with a group I ran with in college but, man... opera. That's like some serious singing."

[agnes_nitt]

"Nobody understands opera. That's part of its appeal, part of its power. One of the most beautiful arias I've ever heard is about a door that won't open. But it doesn't matter what it means, because the sound and the emotion is just so powerful that it overwhelms the meaning."

[thesupersmeller]

The thought brings out an easy laugh and somewhat shyly, he admits; "I do have La Traviata on my iPod - with Placido Domingo playing Alfredo."

Not that he'd ever admit to it publicly given the way Shawn already rails on his nerdery (despite being just as geeky in different subjects) - and it seems kind of odd nestled in with 80s hits, R&B classics and the odd pop song.

After a moment, he allows himself to push a little further and suggests; "I'd love to hear you sing sometime."

[agnes_nitt]

"I wouldn't mind that," she admits. "I mostly only sing to myself lately. It would be nice to have an audience again."

[thesupersmeller]

Pleased with the response, Gus replies; "Maybe for our next date if I play my cards right we can go somewhere worthy of an operatic voice." Clearly, karaoke night at Tom Blair's Pub wouldn't exactly qualify.

"For tonight, if you're okay with it, I'd like to buy you dinner - here or somewhere else, it's up to you."

[agnes_nitt]

Agnes looks around the familiar surroundings.

"Is there somewhere else you had in mind?"

[thesupersmeller]

He shrugs; "Nowhere particular. The last time I brought someone to my world we had fish tacos on the beach."

He lets out a small laugh and admits; "I'm kind of a foodie so I'll eat pretty much anywhere that tastes good."

[agnes_nitt]

Agnes chuckles. "Well, there's nowhere in Lancre that can live up to those high expectations, so I guess it'll have to be your world."

She stands up and offers him a hand. "Shall we?"

[thesupersmeller]

"Somehow, I doubt that..." there's good to be had anywhere in his experience, which is actually pretty limited.

"But, yeah." He nods eagerly and pushes up from the table, "that sounds like a plan - I think I know just the place."

There's a bistro close to the boardwalk not far from their office that does a mean pasta - well worth the trip.

[agnes_nitt]

"Someday, I may have to prove it to you, then." (On the Disc, Fifty Shades of Grey is a Lancre cookbook.)

Agnes loops her arm around Gus' and lets him lead her to the door. Milliways is nice and all, but she's in the mood for something new and different.

[thesupersmeller]

Taking her arm with an even wider grin, he's a lot more prepared to take someone through the door than he was last time... he knows now that things don't always end up badly. And he's done pretty well so far at not shoving both feet in his mouth, which is more than he can say most of the time lately.

"I'll warn you now, though... our door pops out into a high school locker in my office - so it's a bit of an adjustment the first time, just watch your step and you shouldn't trip."

He opens the door looking out into the Psych office and walks through before she can respond.